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What I decline

5 kinds of work I turn down, with the reason.

  1. 01

    Redundancy programmes

    If the plan is already to cut people, you do not need an outsider to legitimise it. I will not be the reason it looked considered.

  2. 02

    Anything where the answer is decided

    Being hired to produce a report that agrees with a decision already made is a waste of your money and my week.

  3. 03

    Software selection

    Your process is broken and a system will encode the broken version. Fix the process, then buy something. I will not run a vendor bake-off.

  4. 04

    Companies under about ten people

    At that size the operation is a person, not a system, and my week costs more than the problem. Ring me in two years.

  5. 05

    Board-level advisory work

    Not what I do. I work where the work happens, which is usually two floors below where I would be invited.

If your problem is on this list, ask anyway.

Sometimes what looks like one of these is actually something else, and a five-minute call settles it. What will not happen is me taking the work and privately deciding it was fine.

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